Slow Season
A movie starring Beyonce and some chick we’ve never heard of is No. 1 at the box office – and Beyonce and the chick (whose name is Ali Larter) don’t even make out with each other.
What?
Frankly, that’s almost as big of a bummer as when Larter didn’t make out with Melissa Joan Hart in Drive Me Crazy.
Alright, alright … so we have heard of her. And please, don’t dog out our Melissa Joan Hart “thing.”
Anyway, such is April in Hollywood … the month before all the big summer blockbusters start rolling out of studios.
Thank God we get Star Trek and Terminator: Salvation among other new releases next month, with the new Transformers (can anybody say Megan Fox?) coming out on June 24.
Summer is almost here …
Comments
By Ben&Pete on April 28th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Will – Surely you know Ali Larter. Think Varsity Blues – “Whip Cream Bikini”
By SS Minnow on April 28th, 2009 at 8:59 am
“She’s a 9.5 and I still got wood!”