Love Your Tatas

You gotta love your Tata’s, ladies … even if you’re far too couth for that sort of terminology.

Same goes for your rack, melons, jugs, Sweater Monkeys, Guadala-ton-tons, gazongas, cans, bazoombas, chesticles, mounds, knockers, honkers … or whatever you want to call those fun bags on your chest.

Anyway, we’re always on the lookout for people who are on the lookout for good breast health, which is why we snapped the picture above.

It’s all about awareness, people.

Which reminds us, in addition to monthly self-exams, be sure to schedule a mammogram once every two years – especially if you’re over forty.

Trust us – your milkmaids will thank you.

In fact, our founding editor is so serious about breast awareness that he risks bodily injury every month to make sure his wife is following up on hers.

Sic: “Did you do your self-exam this month?

Mrs. Sic: “Yes”

Sic: “How come I’m never invited when that happens?”

Mrs. Sic: (Slap).

Sic: Hey! That hurt!

Love your tatas, people …