Paris Hilton has a long-standing relationship with Guess … as in guess what that burning sensation is.
Which is why we feel for that Chihuahua, people.
Look at it – it’s already got the “eye-Herpes.”
Anyway, these are pics from Hilton’s latest photo shoot. What is Guess selling here? We have no idea. It can’t be sex, though. Which reminds us, remember to scrub down your monitor with a Lysol disinfecting wipe after viewing these images …
By Jacob Huey April 24, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I’d be lying if I said that she is disgusting and should not be touched with a ten foot pole. Well, maybe the disgusting part is true. I guess I should just face facts, I’d hit it just for the pub. I’m an attention whore and this could do wonders for my facebook profile. You see, you have to have goals!
By Seth Rogen April 24, 2009 at 2:44 pm
At least she’s back at work.
By UpYers April 24, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Wouldn’t touch that with Sic’s willie…
By Pat Hendrix April 24, 2009 at 4:29 pm
That’s not herp, that dog smells something rancid. My guess – lowtide on roids.
By Darth April 27, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Where’s Caligula or Bill Clinton when Paris is loose?