Jesus Is Cheesy

The Son of our Lord is manifesting His glory – on a piece of cheese toast in Spartanburg, S.C.

And why wouldn’t He?

Seriously, if we were Jesus Christ, there is no place we would rather be than on a piece of four-month-old cheese toast in the middle of bumf*ck South Carolina.

From the Spartanburg Herald-Journal, here is the tale of Lake Bowen’s Linda Lowe:

The cheese toast was made by Lowe’s boyfriend of almost three years, Dupree Gilbert, who also lives on the lake. While at his home one evening, not long before Christmas, Lowe mentioned she was hungry for a cheese toast snack. Both noticed the likeness right after it came out of the oven.

“It came out just exactly like that. I didn’t do anything special,” Gilbert said. “The Lord works in mysterious ways, but I don’t think there’s any magic to it. But it is a reminder that the Lord is with you every day of your life.”

Not wanting to eat the toast, Lowe preserved it in a plastic container covered with a paper plate. It’s been on her dresser since and has yet to show any sign of going bad. She’s since showed it to many friends, some who believe there’s something divine about the image, and some who don’t. The toast has become a popular topic of conversation among friends at her church, First Baptist North Spartanburg.

Wait … this chick is a Baptist? What a shocker.

Look, we’re no experts on manifestations of the Holy, but our guess is that we could post a picture of Sic Willie’s most recent trip to the bathroom and 95% of Southern Baptists would be able to pick Jesus out from amongst all the boiled peanuts.

Of course, blessed are those who have not seen … and yet believe. For real.

WEB EXTRA

Enlarged Jesus Cheese Pic (courtesy SHJ)

Cheese Jesus Lady (courtesy SHJ)

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