The Flamingo’s Got One Thing Right

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If we were to drink a whole bottle of Pepto Bismol and then spit it up violently all over our computer screens, the resulting hot mess would probably be ten times more visually appealing than The Pink Flamingo website.

In fact, that might be a fun experiment for later today!

Anyway, what The Pink Flamingo lacks in attractiveness, it more than makes up for in bad writing and poor spelling.

Wait … we were going to say something nice about them just then … really …

Oh what the hell, let’s just get on with the only reason we’re mentioning this website.

Surprise, surprise, but it’s all about us … and specifically, our role in the now nationally-infamous “booing” of U.S. Rep. Gresham Barrett in Greenville, S.C. last Friday.

From Il Fenicottero Rosa:

Was Gresham Barrett set up by SC’s premier political blog, F(I)TS? …

… the boos were in response to one SC blog, F(I)TS, which sent a letter out to Greenville, suggesting Gresham be booed. F(I)TS is NOT Republican.

Duh. Coulda told ya that much.

Anyway, the Flamingo story even included a picture of Barrett with the caption “Will F(I)TS Admit They Set Gresham Up?”

Sure we’ll admit it.

Why not?

We also admit that we played trombone in middle school. And still crush on Melissa Joan Hart.

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Comments

  1. By itttttttttttttttttttttttttttttti...lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll April 20, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    What’s with the m(I)sspelling? How hard is it to spell a four letter word? Is she onto the eye for an eye thing so famous in SC political hardball? Remember, I told y’uns about this before. i = eye; t = teeth; l = leg…

    Sounds like PF is in way over her head — to her, *third party* is a possibility that is vewy vewy scawy.

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    P.S. PF always stood for pig f’r where we grew up…

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  2. By reprobate April 20, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    FTS ?

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  3. By w April 21, 2009 at 7:41 am

    Will should change his website to FTS.com…..

    the same thing he and everyone else says about our defunct government….F@#$ Thie Sh*@.

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  4. By Echo April 21, 2009 at 8:06 am

    the power of the FITS is without doubt.

    long live the fits.

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  5. By Toyota Kawaski April 21, 2009 at 8:18 am

    speaking of proper grammar what the hell is “still crush on Melissa Joan Hart”

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  6. By fitsnews April 21, 2009 at 9:13 am

    TK-

    It is a sentence fragment which is modified by the present tense “admission.”

    Get the F over yourself.

    -F(I)TS

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  7. By Pat Hendrix April 21, 2009 at 9:26 am

    Melissa Joan Hart? Really? I thought the judgement was bad on the political side, but this is just inexcusable.

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