Push-up Flapper?
It must have been “Flapper Week” last week and nobody told us.
Which is way, way uncool, because like “Shark Week,” you don’t want to miss “Flapper Week.”
Sh*t gets crazy, people.
In fact had we known, we would have headed down to our favorite jazz joint and lit up a … damn, you can’t smoke anywhere these days, can you?
So much for crazy.
Anyway, first we had Drew Barrymore flappering it up (which inexplicably turned us way, way on), and now we have a relatively non-diseased looking Paris Hilton flappering it up in London with a guy who is way, way too hot to have his member not remember that this is Paris Hilton … and he doesn’t want his junk falling off.
Of course that’s a pretty vacant stare he’s sporting. You never know.
Our question, though, is whether Paris went with a push-up in these pics or if she’s just happy to see us.
We’re going to go with “happy to see us.”
Admire from a distance, though. Unless of course you’re at death’s door … or if you and your penis are having irreconcilable differences.
