Spelling: “Oh My God, I’m Not Anorexic”
An emaciated Tori Spelling – who by some accounts is down to 98 pounds – brushed aside rumors that she is suffering from anorexia.
“Oh my God, I’m not anorexic,” the “actress” told People.
Spelling did acknowledge that she “looked thin in photos,” but said that was because people were used to seeing her pregnant.
Like, in this pic (click for larger image) …
We know, we know … you’re expecting us to say “blehk.” Or something snippy.
Well sorry, but we’re not. Hate to disappoint you.
The truth is we’ve learned a thing or chins … err, two … err, two chins … err, damn … sorry.
What we meant to say is we’ve learned a “thing or two” about the feminine form over the last couple months.
And what is that?
Well, we’ve learned that curves are lovely. And no curves are lovelier than those associated with bringing new life into the world – which Spelling has done twice.
And which Mrs. Sic is about to do for the second time.
Embrace that roundness, ladies. Who gives a damn what the Sic Willies of the world think!
It’s not like they can get it up, anyway.
Now, speaking of which, here are some additional curves (as seen on “regular” Tori), which unlike Spelling’s acting career we find difficult to criticize …
And finally … here are some recent photos of Spelling which show her dramatic weight loss …
Our recommendation here?
Well, we’ve got two of them.
Number one? Call our life coach. Number two? Start hanging out with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Seriously, as much as we like to joke around, we understand that anorexia and bulimia and all those other eating disorders are real, and we hope Spelling figures out that yes – she really does have a problem. And we hope gets the help she needs.
Of course, whether she’s sporting zero, one, two or three chins, she’s still going to have to deal with the fact that she looks like Tori Spelling.
Which may be the most unkindest cut …
Comments
By Chicken Lips on April 17th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Tori Spelling might be an entitled brat, but she seems to have a sense of humor and is witty. Sure, she got her start from her Daddy, but after looking at her on the small screen for years, her husband is the weirder of the two with his tiny eyes and smarmy smile. The few times I’ve watched one of her reality shows, I’ve been pleasantly surprised at her quick with and self-deprecating sense of humor.
Yes, she is the child of two of the most powerful, overcompensated and oddly unattractive people ever to swan over Hollywood, but she actually seems likable. Despite how much I fight it.
By tammy on April 18th, 2009 at 12:58 am
‘Of course, whether she’s sporting zero, one, two or three chins, she’s still going to have to deal with the fact that she looks like Tori Spelling.’
jesus will…that was funny as hell.