We know absolutely nothing about Julia Allison except that her Wikipedia page says she’s some sort of journalist – apparently the kind that likes rubbing up on famous jocks and grinding on old dudes.
In other words, a reporter after our founding editor’s heart!
According to Page Six, Allison’s latest “story” involves Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler, who is perhaps best known for being thrown into a pool (with his blood sugar monitor) by Peyton Manning at last year’s Pro Bowl.
Anyway, from Page Six:
“(Cutler) was sitting in a banquette and she was standing between his thighs, touching them and facing him,” says a spy. “They were all over each other. It was kind of gross. He was drinking beer all night but she stuck to water.” Our witness says Cutler and Allison left together, but not before he asked the deejay to play the Bears’ fight song. Allison isn’t the first fame-whore to make inroads with the Bears: in 2004, Pro Bowl linebacker Brian Urlacher became a tabloid fixture after briefly dating Paris Hilton.
Yikes … Da Bears never should have gotten rid of Sic Willie.













