The DPRK Don’t Play

The – let’s see if we get this abbreviation right – Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (a.k.a. North Korea) has walked out on six-party talks over its nuclear program, basically telling the U.N. Security Council to “sit and spin,” for lack of a better term.

Calling the talks “a platform for infringing upon the sovereignty of the DPRK and seeking to force the DPRK to disarm itself,” North Korea not only pulled its negotiators, but also pledged to resume a program that makes weapons grade plutonium (cue scary “dum-de-dum-dum” music).

Analysts said the North Korean position was “unusually strong.”

In fact, it’s also being reported that North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il invoked Dave Chappelle’s “Black Bush” in telling the UN, “what are you going to do, sanction me with your army? Oooohhh … that’s right … you ain’t got no army!”

In all seriousness, though, this is a very troubling development for the world.

North Korea just tested a long range missile, and now they’re restarting a program to produce weapons grade plutonium.

We’re not geniuses or anything, but that sounds like a bad combination.

On top of all that, they don’t seem particularly concerned with pissing anybody off, either …

For a recap on the latest DPRK developments, click here.

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