Pay Attention, Ladies

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Interested in having an aging, washed up college football coach ogle over your goodies? Sound like a fun way to spend a Saturday afternoon?

If so, then the annual University of South Carolina “Ladies Football Clinic” – featuring head coach Steve Spurrier and his 15-17 SEC record – is for you.

The event promises “up-close interaction with Coach Spurrier,” which would certainly appear to be something the old ball coach is looking forward to …

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Tickets to this Saturday’s even are only $45, a price that includes “lunch, a t-shirt and numerous door prizes.”

Hmmm … why does this all of a sudden feel like one of those Mastercard spoofs where “getting your ass checked out by a has been” becomes one of those “priceless” punch lines?

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Comments

  1. By Chucktown Import April 14, 2009 at 11:40 am

    Nice jorts…

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  2. By Shark April 14, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    way to leave out what the cameraman is focusing and zooming in on. Did anyone check his press pass?

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  3. By Mabette April 14, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    What do you expect a man to look at when somebody dressed in that kind of get up and gusto parades it in front of him? What a bubble head you are if you think they won’t be surmising the footage.

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  4. By Toyota Kawaski April 15, 2009 at 8:36 am

    Only thing washed up is your attitude like i have axed many times are you a member of the Gamecock Club? If not enjoy a tall glass of shut the hell up then.Besides guys of your persuasion are welcome at the clinic

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  5. By lithium April 15, 2009 at 10:34 am

    When did Tanneyhill get those implants?

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  6. By Austin April 15, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Nothing to look at here guys!

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