Painful To Watch

Ordinarily, the news that Lindsay Lohan flashed a spot o’ nip whilst bedecked in virginal white (and acid-washed jeans) would set our hearts duly a-flutter, but these days our befreckled maiden is looking a bit worse for the wear.

She’s evidently had some coke but not the smile, people, and it shows.

And while we indeed still get aroused looking at that picture … the problem is that it arouses us to do yardwork, not get our horny on.

In fact, set against the backdrop of her recent lesbian (not bicurious) catfight antics, LiLo’s appearance has disintegrated to the point that we would … wait … we’re … really … gonna … say … this … “not go there” with her.

Amazing. We said it.

Come back, LiLo. Or at least the half of you that “hella drug” took away.

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