But Sic Likes Being “Punished …”

Mrs. Sic Willie – the saintly and smokin’ hot wife of our founding editor – is looking for a new method of keeping her husband away from her delicious homemade brownies after a note promising “punishment” had unintended (and disturbing) consequences.

Not only did Sic locate the secret brownie stash, he devoured the remaining five (yup, five) chocolate fudge brownies – in one sitting.

Then, creeping upstairs with the empty container, Sic shed his bathrobe and burst butt naked into the couple’s bedroom.

Gasp, we know.

“You ready to ‘punish’ me, baby?” Sic asked, holding out the tin. “This bad, bad boy ate all the brownies.”

Wow – betcha never thought anything could be more disturbing that Kathy Griffin’s FUPA, did you?

Needless to say, Mrs. Sic (after throwing up a little) will be more specific in outlining what she means by ‘punishment’ from here on out …

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