Just in time for our little jaunt down the shoppes of King Street this morning (with Sic’s credit card) is the answer to our entry in the whole “Make-A-Wish” foundation contest.
And no, we don’t have “the cancers” or anything, but we hardly think that makes our dream of shopping for dirty nothings with Christina Aguilera any less valid.
Anyway, Aguilera took her “God’s gift” breasts and surprisingly well-rounded backside out shopping today, and as you can tel from the pics “even white boys got to shout.” Homegirl in her grubbies is ba dam-ulous, yo. Ba dam-ulous.
From The Superficial:
Ask anyone – man, woman or child – what’s the first thing that comes to mind when they think of Christina Aguilera, and I guarantee the answer will be “huge awesome breasts.” So imagine my surprise to find out she actually has a nice butt. That’s like discovering your Xbox has a vagina. Or if you’re woman, discovering that, well, your Xbox has a vagina.
True.
It’s hard to argue with the perfect metaphor.
Pics: Splash
By BIN News Editorial Staff April 4, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Mercy post, here. sic(k) willie’s pathetic attempt at soft porn is silly. Yes, sic(k) willie. A few 12 to 15 year old kids will find your blog with Google because of this post. That only makes you a scammaster. Not a webmaster.
fits girls! Childishly pathetic.