The state known as the “arm pit of America” has landed itself in quite the “hairy” situation.
Except we’re not talking about hairy pits, we’re talking about regulations that would effectively outlaw bald pussies.
In fact, bald pussies are already technically illegal in New Jersey – according to some government officials.
Oh, and for all you Republican virgins who are sitting there thinking that this article is about cats, it’s not.
We’re talking about female genitalia.
And “Brazilians” – or full body waxes – are technically illegal in New Jersey because they include female genitalia, which are not among those enumerated areas that can be waxed, according to state regulations.
This “no Brazilian” rule may even be enforced if New Jersey doesn’t amend its statutes to include female genitalia in its “approved waxing areas” by April 25.
This is crazy, people. The state of New Jersey has “approved waxing areas?”
We know that “The One” has recently guaranteed the warranties of certain car companies (but not others), but do we really need it deciding what’s happening “down there?”
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By rick April 2, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Can I be the first to volunteer to be the spot checker…..line up ladies, fatties there….skinny here, what a dream opportunity?
By Feuza Reis April 3, 2009 at 11:52 am
Regardless if you get one or not, the state should not dictate if you can, so abortions ok but waxing no? come one. Silly but serious stuff causing lots of loss of revenue for salon and spa owners. We are still petitioning the NJ Board of Cosmetology- they will meet on April 14th, get your petitions in.
http://www.jairasbrazilianwax.com