Show Us Some Titty

Check out the sweater monkeys on that … building?

Oh yeah, baby.

If you’re looking for the most boob-tacular view in all of San Francisco, look no further than “Rose, Our Lady of the Two O’Clock Titty.”

Wait … why does that sound Catholic?

Because “Rose” makes her appearance twice a day along the walls of St. Mary’s Cathedral, a uniquely designed worship hall just off of Jefferson Square in downtown San Fran.

From NBC:

Because of the unique design of St. Mary Cathedral, and the positioning of it geographically, a distinct shadow that resembles a woman’s breast is cast both in the morning and in the afternoon on the West and East sides of the church, respectively.

Needless to say, our founding editor is already pitching a tent.

Of course our guess is that this Rose won’t be as easy to hook it up with as the one on Titanic – nor as easy to sneak into the cargo hold for some bow-chicka-bow.

Pic: Josh Keppel

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