Let’s see if we’ve got this straight. “Octo-Mom” Nadya Suleman (pictured advertising for Starbucks) has ginormous breasts, wants to look like Angelina Jolie and … wait for it … used to be a stripper.
We repeat: Ginormous breasts. Angelina Jolie obsession. Former stripper.
From the National Enquirer:
In a sensational confession obtained exclusively by The ENQUIRER, Nadya admits: “I was 18 and at a very investigative stage of my life.”
Nadya confessed to a close pal: “I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie.
“Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman’s club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers.”
The controversial mother of 14 was even photographed topless in a strip club.
But Nadya has denied one woman’s claim that she and the woman danced nude together in strip clubs for two years and also performed at raunchy bachelor parties.
Well, well.
She can deny that claim all she wants, but that’s not stopping our imagination from a) turning Suleman into Angelina Jolie, b) assuming that the other woman involved in this story is Angelina Jolie and last but not least c) making the two of them make out with each other.
Our imagination – it’s unstoppable.
Pics: Splash News Online
By reggie March 25, 2009 at 8:55 pm
im tired of hearing about this lady. seriously. so what, she had eight kids. big woop. next story.
By TODD March 25, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Cheap stripper who will do anything for money. She needs help – but not more money. Therapy. Lots of Therapy. One has to believe anyone can be fixed in this day and age. She is still the mother.
By Suckitup March 28, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Funny but it was at that exact same time Nadya started trying to have kids. She couldn’t make enough money stripping so went for the multi birth thing.
BTW. Nadya says she tried to get pregnant for 7 years before she got pregnant with her first child. That was 19 years old.
Nadya has said recently since the last two children came home: She can’t discipline her older 6 children or keep consistant with them. The babies are easy she says. I wonder how it works out when the babies are all walking, since she seems to think she can keep all 8 in 4 cribs. They will eventually grow, unless she discovers another unscrupulous doctor that will give all her children drugs to combat hyperactivity so she can keep an eye on all 14 at once.
I don’t like Nadya Suleman and Angelina is a fool if she gives her money. I am bound to boycott any movies Angleina Jolie makes from now on if she gives that __________________ money.
By Jackie Fry May 6, 2009 at 3:04 am
You know, I really don’t understand why so many people out there have such a problem with Nadya Suleman. I am wondering if it is not jealousy.
If Nadya had been married and had eight babies on top of the six children she already had, there would be help coming in from all avenues, just as the other people out there who have had multiple births. Also, if Nadya’s seventh pregnancy had only produced one baby, more than likely no one would ever know anything about her. I think some of the populace is forgetting that she planned to have one more baby (I believe here when she says this). She did not plan to have eight babies at one time. Granted, she was living on student aid money and food stamps, but she did have plans to get her degree and support herself and her children, not like so many other people that have lived off of the goverment for years without a plan. I think that it has been forgot that there was a time when people had large families and only the father worked while the mother stayed home with the kids. They seemed to get along just fine. I believe that it is the times in which we are living in that is causing people to be so disrespectful. If Nadya had a husband, people would not be getting away with the abuse she is having to endure. I have the deepest respect for her. She is standing up to those of you that just want to take her down. I am so proud of her for getting a lawyer to fight that woman attorney that seems to want to take over. If the woman attorney can’t get her hooks in one way, she tries another…now it is child labor laws. Doesn’t it seem stange to anyone that none of the other parents of multple births is having to tolerate the harassment Nadya is having to go through? So what if she gets a reality show, others have done it, and who out there hasn’t made some mistakes in there teens or early twenties? Nadya is going to need some help, not verbal abuse, raising these children! If Angelina wants to help her, thats great…she can afford it. No one has the right to judge! From what I can tell from the interviews with Nadya, she is not going to put her children in danger. Whether anyone wants to believe it or not, she is a very bright woman who just had an unexpected pregnancy. For goodness sake, give her a chance!