Don’t Do It With James Bond

We wish we were the lucky devil whose job it was to compile this “research,” but sadly we haven’t figured out a way to get paid to watch movies.

So we ended up reading about this in a forward from Mande, who apparently hasn’t figured it out either.

Friggin’ profitability.

Oh well, according to an analysis of James Bond films conducted by somebody much more fortunate than we are, it would appear that the female love interests who “give it up” to Agent 007 usually end up dying.

And research indicates current 007 Daniel Craig is the “most dangerous liaison” of all.

From the Telegraph UK:

Analysis of film scripts shows that a third of the women who succumbed to the ‘average’ 007’s charms were killed – many meeting their ends in gruesome and outlandish manners.

Of the 51 women who slept with the on-screen spy, as many as 16 met untimely ends, according to the study …

And Craig?

So far all of those who have been seduced by him on screen have ended up dead.

Nice … but what about “M?” What about the people she’s seduced?

Also, we’ve tried everything we know to try and we still can’t get Duran Duran’s “A View To A Kill” out of our heads right now.

“Dance (crash) into the fire …”

Thank you for that, Simon LeBon.

Bottom line? Stay away from Bond, ladies. He’s lethal. Roll with Sic … all he’ll do is throw you into some furniture.

Hell, you might even like it a little …