Anorexic McBeal Engaged To Metamucil Indy

We’re sorry, that headline should have read “Calista Flockhart engaged to Harrison Ford.”

Please ignore our feeble attempt at making fun of people with eating disorders and early Alzheimer’s.

From Peeps:

Ford, 66, surprised Flockhart, 44, with an engagement ring on Valentine’s Day weekend while the two were away on a family vacation with son Liam.

Reps for the couple did not return calls.

The couple has been together for seven and a half years. No wedding date has been set yet.

No word yet on what weighs more … Flockhart or her diamond.

We’re gonna go out on a limb and say it’s the diamond.

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