LeAnn Rimes Is Legal? WTF?

Our knowledge of female country singers is fairly limited, but the last time we checked (circa 2000) LeAnn Rimes was like twelve years old.

Apparently, she’s grown up a bit since then, because she’s not only legal now, she’s legally married.

She’s also embroiled in a clever marketing promotion … err, controversy … that centers around an alleged affair with her co-star on some TV show we’ve never heard of that debuts this weekend.

The guy? Yeah … he’s some dude we’ve never heard of.

Of course props are due to the Lifetime Network for breaking out of their whole Meredith Baxter Birney promotional rut.

Next step? Full frontal …

Anyway, LeAnn isn’t denying the affair, and let’s face it – when you’re married to some goober who randomly takes his shirt off for the paparazzi, what do you expect?

Sheez … look at that doink.

He probably kisses his muscles in the mirror every morning, noon and night and asks LeAnn a hundred times a day if she wants to go to the “gun show.”

Oh, and we’re not 100% sure on this, but we think it’s Ed from Northern Exposure that she’s diddling on the side.

Yeah … go ahead and take that information to the bank.

Lucky Ed.

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