LeAnn Rimes Is Legal? WTF?

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Our knowledge of female country singers is fairly limited, but the last time we checked (circa 2000) LeAnn Rimes was like twelve years old.

Apparently, she’s grown up a bit since then, because she’s not only legal now, she’s legally married.

She’s also embroiled in a clever marketing promotion … err, controversy … that centers around an alleged affair with her co-star on some TV show we’ve never heard of that debuts this weekend.

The guy? Yeah … he’s some dude we’ve never heard of.

Of course props are due to the Lifetime Network for breaking out of their whole Meredith Baxter Birney promotional rut.

Next step? Full frontal …

Anyway, LeAnn isn’t denying the affair, and let’s face it – when you’re married to some goober who randomly takes his shirt off for the paparazzi, what do you expect?

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Sheez … look at that doink.

He probably kisses his muscles in the mirror every morning, noon and night and asks LeAnn a hundred times a day if she wants to go to the “gun show.”

Oh, and we’re not 100% sure on this, but we think it’s Ed from Northern Exposure that she’s diddling on the side.

Yeah … go ahead and take that information to the bank.

Lucky Ed.

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  1. By Parsnips March 20, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    I think that LeAnn is a talented musician but they usually get involved in these type of problems. Does the money do it? Alcohol? Drugs? I just don’t know

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  2. By Richard March 20, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    What a gorgeous lady! Who can blame the guy at work! I would throw her a cock in the dressing room! She might even hit a new high note!

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  3. By Connie Vidergar June 19, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    LeAnn is so awsome. I’ve been enjoying her music every since I saw her on Star Search singing Blue. And she does nothing but get better every time I hear her. Iam looking forward to her next song. Hang in there Honey, there are nothing but an awsome future for you. We love you.

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