Gisele Is Not Helping
NFL defensive linemen are no doubt drooling in their copies of Harper’s Bazaar after supermodel Gisele Bundchen spilled the beans about husband Tom Brady’s “sensitive” side.
In fact, we’re guessing it’s just what they wanted to hear about a quarterback who tore both his MCL and ACL at the start of last season and has since had two infections.
Oh, and whose backup got traded from New England to Kansas City last week.
Anyway, from the HB:
(Gisele) manages to keep it real despite the maelstrom of press reports chronicling her engagement and nuptials to Brady, the New England Patriots quarterback and her beau of two years. “Gossip is poison,” she says bluntly.
“Tom is a good guy,” she continues tentatively. “He has a very pure heart. He’s very naive, almost like a child. That is my favorite quality about him. One thing that I thought was so amazing when I first met him is that he is innocent. He sees the world with colored glasses.” (While Gisele speaks several languages, occasionally some charming malapropisms escape her.) “It’s beautiful, but I think that is rare. I love that about him. No one else sees that. He’s very strong and focused in his job, but he’s so sensitive, it’s amazing.”
Awwwww, Poopie! Now do you see why we call you “Poopie?”
Of course as much as we detest Brady, Sic Willie’s analysis is that the three-time Super Bowl champ will be just fine this year … which sucks for his beloved Indianapolis Colts.
“I think Brady will be Brady,” Sic told one of his Patriot friends on Facebook the other day. “He’s a bad ass. Some people you worry about taking the ‘devil may care approach’ he seems to have taken to his rehab, but I suspect he is busting it now.”
And thanks to sweet Gisele, getting “busted on” as well.
Awwww, Poopie. So serious. So sensitive …