2010 S.C. GOP Governor’s Poll

By fitsnews • on March 18, 2009

In the history of FITS polls, there has never been one quite this important.

In fact, by participating you will be determining the direction of the S.C. Republican Party – perhaps for years to come.

To much insider fanfare, three established candidates have stepped to the forefront of the South Carolina political landscape, ready to seize the GOP mantle of paying lip service to tax cuts and limited government before turning around and spending your money at unprecedented levels … then relying on an Obama bailout when the economy falls off a cliff.

Yes, three proud men – white men, at that – have emerged from the pile of cookie cutter Palmetto politicians promising change, and you better believe they are dead serious about pretending to be able to provide it.

Who are they?

Andre McBarrett - He voted for the big bad D.C. bailout while peddling B.S. to seniors and profiting off of shady state land deals. He may be dumb as a box of rocks, but everybody knows his name – and they trust him to “get along” with state lawmakers and not rock the boat.

Gresham McBauer – He lost a high-profile “sex dungeon” case that a first-year law student could’ve won and has been clocked traveling at over 100-mph in his state-provided vehicle (he talked his way out of the ticket, though). His consultant is a shady RINO who is owned by all the status quo special interests in Columbia, and he’s a member of a “whites only” country club where he pals around with his “confederates,” including one named “Tumpy.”

Barrett McAndre – He’s a hard-core right winger who wants you to know he “shares your values.” He will not be outflanked on social issues – not even by Jesus himself. His voting record with your tax dollars is second-to-none … except when it really matters, of course. He likes pandering, seer sucker suits and taking credit for initiatives he had nothing to do with.

We know … it’s a tough choice.

And while all three candidates are eminently qualified to keep South Carolina last in everything good and first in everything bad, you only get to vote once.

Which one will you choose?

To the poll …