Props to Palmetto Scoop for finding this clip of Corrine Brown, the “Gentle Lady” from Florida’s Third Congressional District – where apparently it’s cool to be borderline retarded and bludgeon the English language into a bloody pulp.
No kidding … this isn’t somebody speaking (or trying to speak) Ebonics.
This is somebody who can barely read … somebody who on top of that has absolutely no idea what she’s talking about (BS Championship? Tim Tivo? Irvin Meyers?).
We honestly didn’t think they let people this dumb even vote in America, let alone hold office.
Anyway, enjoy the Scoop’s funny write-up here … and check out the video below … Go “Gator!”
And wow, check out The Sporting News weighing in … hilarious!
By semour March 17, 2009 at 8:39 pm
This “Gentle lady” reminds me of the North Carolina school teacher who screamed at the little girl who “voted” for John McCain in the class mock election.
By Larry March 17, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Wow. Just wow.
They showed such great “…sportman-ship and one of the best defense plays that I’ve SEEN.”
“There have some been some discussion…”
“We know that it build character.”
Urban Myers must be a happy Ko-o-usch to be congradulated like this.
By Cooter Brown March 18, 2009 at 6:18 am
Just another example of poor, black trash from the South. Can’t speak, except when needing to trash public schools. Where did the gentle lady go to school?
By Parsnips March 18, 2009 at 6:19 am
What the @$%! Who elected this crazy, illerate black women?
By JustWondern March 18, 2009 at 10:00 am
Cooter…What would make you think she even went to school?
By Parsnips March 18, 2009 at 11:17 am
I bet she never saw the inside of a school. Probably gets government checks though
By Wow March 18, 2009 at 11:40 am
By Cooter Brown on March 18th, 2009 at 6:18 am
Just another example of poor, black trash from the South. Can’t speak, except when needing to trash public schools. Where did the gentle lady go to school?
By Parsnips on March 18th, 2009 at 6:19 am
What the @$%! Who elected this crazy, illerate black women?
It is amazing how race always comes out of you highly educated – Robert E. Lee Academy Southern white guys. Maybe a voucher there would have solved her problems. She is no W. Bush – that guy was a great speaker of the English language.
By Trey March 18, 2009 at 6:49 pm
“Buy the ticket, take the ride.”
By Max Eign March 18, 2009 at 8:35 pm
She write. Gator got the best coaches not only Meyers but Don Oven.
By semour March 18, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Somebody get this lady a teleprompter!
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By Dugen March 20, 2009 at 3:10 pm
I just hope she was drunk. Like.. stinking filthy drunk. Maybe overtired too. If she’s that dumb all the time…. wow..
I weep tears of laughter over her ridiculously bad speech and tears of anguish for my country that’s going to hell due to terrible decision making by elected officials like her.
“There have been some discussion in this body about having a national championship playoff. Let me be clear, we’ve had a playoff and I hate to say it.. that everything is not all equal. We want all of our kids to participate in sports and activities because we know that it build character, but it is clear that the Gators are suburb to any other school’s with the conferences that we play in.”
Go Gator indeed.
By Jasper Watson March 24, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Pathetic! I guess this what you get with equal opportunity. Nothing!
By GUS March 30, 2009 at 1:23 am
This was awesome!!!
Backs up my theory, some people should not be allowed to vote. Let’s start with every fricken clown that voted this illiterate broad into office.
They should have their voter registrations revoked at once.
” We want all of our kids to participate in sports and activities because we know that it build character…..GO Gator.”
LOL…TOO MUCH
By Matt Buck April 2, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Haha.. yeah, some black people do have a different manner of speech that most white racists still believe sounds unintelligent – a fact that you’ve pointed out in a number of articles on this blog. Well reported!