Katy Perry and the world’s two most perfect, naturally occurring orbs collectively made their Esquire debut last week, causing quite a reaction from Perry’s fans, from fashion critics and from our pants.
Seriously, Leopard print has never looked so good.
She looks like a Bronx mob wife … Karen from Goodfellas, maybe, except hot.
Perry’s interview can be found by clicking here, and yes, it’s another one of those celebrity “blah blah” pieces that starts with a weather recap and a run-down of what Katy wore to the interview.
Because apparently there’s some rule in Hollywood “reporting” that you have to start every article like that.
Fortunately, the story is saved by the fact that Perry is as interesting as she is ridonkulously hot, whether she’s talking about her guitar collection or the random, erotic dreams she has about fruit.
Also, see if you can figure out which one of the pics below was taken last week and is not part of the Esquire photo shoot … (here’s a hint, it was taken shortly after our founding editor saved the singer from a shark attack).
