We got a particularly funny e-mail from a reader yesterday inquiring into our sleeping habits – wondering in particular how we accomplish the task of sleeping at night.
In fact, it was entitled “HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NITE?” And yes, it was in ALL CAPS.
Actually, it’s quite easy … we work our fingers to the bone eighteen hours a day and then try to spend at least two of the remaining six hours hanging out with our family. It’s a pathetic ratio, we know, but that’s the way it is right now.
Obviously, then, it’s not so much that we go to sleep during remaining four hours, it’s that sleep overtakes us.
What was particularly funny about the e-mail, though, was a reference it made to us being no different than “THE CLUBBERS OF INNOCENT BABY HARP SEALS.”
Wow.
We’ve always been pretty good at Whack-A-Mole, but nobody told us you could make money off of it …
By male sapphist March 11, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Just remember that it voids the warranty if the seal is broken