It’s A Daisy Duketacular Day!

By fitsnews • on March 10, 2009

In appearances that probably weren’t coordinated, two of America’s most famous celibripopsluts sported Daisy Duke shorts yesterday.

Or maybe they were coordinated? Those kids are so crazy these days …

And even though we’ve already bestowed the coveted Daisy Duke gold standard on someone else (r-r-r-a-w-r), it’s nice to see Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears competing for the consolation prize, which may or may not involve some sun tan oil, an extension cord and a crass betrayal of our founding editor’s boyish innocence.

Oh, it’s also nice listening to Britney tell a crowd of thousands in Tampa, Florida that her hoo-hoo was “hanging out.”

Yeah … 32-second mark. Hate it when that happens …