In appearances that probably weren’t coordinated, two of America’s most famous celibripopsluts sported Daisy Duke shorts yesterday.
Or maybe they were coordinated? Those kids are so crazy these days …
And even though we’ve already bestowed the coveted Daisy Duke gold standard on someone else (r-r-r-a-w-r), it’s nice to see Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears competing for the consolation prize, which may or may not involve some sun tan oil, an extension cord and a crass betrayal of our founding editor’s boyish innocence.
Oh, it’s also nice listening to Britney tell a crowd of thousands in Tampa, Florida that her hoo-hoo was “hanging out.”
Yeah … 32-second mark. Hate it when that happens …
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