This Turns Us Way, Way On

Maybe it’s the fact she’s dating Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx – who has like, been dead before – but something about LA Ink star Kat Von D makes us want to put Dr. Feelgood on the boom box and have freakishly deviant sex.

Quite possibly while on drugs.

And yeah … we’re pretty sure all of that was supposed to have remained a “thought.”

But since we’re at it, you’re probably also not supposed to have access to these un-published, Einstein-caliber equations:

Chicks + Cleavage = Awesome

Chicks + Cleavage + Tattoos = Toes Curling

Oh, and did we mention that Mrs. Sic is into Kat Von D as well?

Boi-yoy-yoing.

Now all our founding editor has to do is figure out a way to hook this up that doesn’t involve him throwing out the “nothing but mammals/ Discovery Channel” rhyme.

Because he’s found that seldom works … if ever.

pics: The Superficial