Jonathan Krohn Is Spiking Our “Virgin” Traffic
Our joke about Young Republican organizations being the “Land of 1,000 Virgins” has become a part of our state’s political lore, but we notices quite a spike in traffic to articles on our website that referenced this incredibly accurate term over the weekend.
So what – or rather who – caused the uptick in our “virgin” traffic?
It looks like it was thirteen year-old conservative Jonathan Krohn, who judging by the video below is going to get his ass kicked quite a bit in school. Oh, and he may never get laid, thus resulting in the “virgin” and “Republican” searches that have been carpet-bombing our site for the last seventy-two hours …
Alright, alright we’re being hard on the kid … he actually gave a speech to a bunch of conservatives in Washington a week or so ago that wasn’t half bad – a speech that spared us some (but sadly not all) of the canned hand gestures.
Of course, there’s one hand gesture he really should familiarize himself with.
Why hello there, “stranger.”
Comments
By Wes Wolfe on March 9th, 2009 at 4:42 am
He turned 14, for what it is worth. Got to keep up with the news, sport.
By The Truth on March 9th, 2009 at 9:07 am
Well i guess the leadership of the Republicain party boils down to a Fat, never been seen w a woman, drug addicted radio host who never graduated college or a skinny 14 year old geek..hmmmm..i feel good things for the party,,hell if they could add Sarah “The Simple” Palin it would be the trifecta of crap..or..why the country has turned from a once great party. On the flip side and trying to think positivly, the little Geek is the first new member of the GOP under 50 in the last two years..so one down..millions to go..way to go GOP..bang up job!!
By vincent on March 9th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
You seem like a fine young man, Mr. Krohn.
Stay away from guns, gangs and drugs.
V. Hanna
Det. LAPD
(Badge on file)
By No Name on March 9th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Jon Stewart calls him Doogie Houser, G.O.P.
By Mike on March 9th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Most of the kids in my high school who got beat up for being precociously bright now employ the morons who roughed them up. Karma’s a bi%^h…
By Pat Hendrix on March 9th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
As long as he doesn’t make up an easily disprovable story on national television, he’s better than Jindal.
Palin-Krohn 2032.
By me on March 9th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
just what we need another neo-con. When will we get ACTUAL conservatives? Wheres the 14 year old pat Buchanan!?!?!?
By Pat Hendrix on March 10th, 2009 at 2:53 am
Which of these things should i be enjoying the most:
1. El Rushbo leading the Republicans
2. A 14 year old child leading the Republicans
3. Senate Republicans threatening to filabuster Obama judicial nominees
Problem is, I love all three.
By lou on March 10th, 2009 at 8:38 am
He was MORE republican than any other human in the room