Everybody’s Got A Sac And It Ain’t … Wait A Minute

Rapper Coolio got busted yesterday at the Los Angeles International airport after allegedly trying to board a plane with crack cocaine.

Did crack suddenly become explosive? No?

So what’s all the fuss?

Other than the fact that Coolio really does look like a crackhead these days.

Amazingly, though, getting busted with crack could actually be considered a positive career development for Coolio – whose real name is Artis Leon Ivey, Jr.

Let’s face it, since he and Michelle Pfeiffer teamed up to show us the promise of inner city youth fourteen years ago, it’s been one hard knock after another for the rapper.

He’s done Fear Factor, Cooking with Coolio and was reportedly in negotiations to … wait … get busted with crack?

Kidding …

Thanks to his bust, though, he’ll have to read a million articles that remind people his real name is Artis Leon Ivey, Jr.

Which has to suck. Donkey balls, in fact.

He’s also ruined the lyric “everybody got a sac and it ain’t no crack” from “Fantastic Voyage,” which we always thought was ten times the song “Gangsta’s Paradise” is.

Update - Coolio is only 45? Damn … dude looks sixty. He also sorta looks like Ray Charles, but then again that could be the crack.

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