You’re Doing It Wrong, 90210 Girl

First of all, we had absolutely no idea that 90210 was back on the air.

When the hell did that happen?

And why wasn’t Tori Spelling invited to reprise here role as the cow-faced clinger who only got on the show because her dad was producing it?

Second – and more to the point – we’ve never seen anybody look that pissed eating a banana before, although when we showed this photo to our founding editor he moaned approvingly before remarking that there was “something stirring in (his) banana hammock.”

Then, as if we didn’t get that, he pointed between his legs and said “awwww, yeah.”

Anyway, the potassium deficient babe above is named AnnaLynne McCord … and ta-da!

Here she be: