People Are Pissed About “The Bachelor”
We would rather get lathered up in friggin’ Crisco and dropped into a vat of electric eels than watch even a second of the cultural vapidity that is “The Bachelor,” but apparently millions of Americans are hooked on the show.
And now, they’re pissed.
That’s because the show’s, um, “protagonist” decided to ditch the woman he was going to marry in favor of a woman he had previously rejected.
We would tell you the names of these people but we honestly don’t give a rat’s ass. They’re mannequins that talk, self-absorbed bloviators obsessed with manufacturing drama for ratings.
In fact, the whole thing is so fake and laughable that if you permit yourself to get sucked into it, you should really have your life credentials revoked.
Oh, and a real pimp would’ve figured out a way to hook it up with both those bitches … at the same time, yo.
Comments
By Todd on March 3rd, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Yo, Sic. I think a reality show with you, Ms. Sic, Little Sic-let, Sictasia yet to be born, BIN, Mark S, Booby, I mean, Bobby Harrell, Jean Toal, Katon, Andre, Glenn Mc and Henry Mc and few of the other characters (weirdos) you seem to have accumulated in your short life would be great. I read that Jon and Kate plus 8 bring in about 10 mill a year. And they don’t even have adult themed comedy like you would surely have. Think about it.
By Michelle on March 22nd, 2009 at 6:21 pm
who’s BIN?