AVP?
Maria Shriver went to a Los Angeles Lakers’ game last week and thank God for the basketball players she wasn’t in the mood for intergalactic bloodsport.
Because Kobe would’ve no doubt gone out like Apollo Creed.
We didn’t know the wife of California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger was a sentient humanoid with geothermal vision, cloaking armor, pulsating shoulder-mounted lasers and a blood-curdling throat noise, but then again we didn’t know her husband was really a Democrat, either.
This creature’s blood is reportedly a mixture of K-Y Jelly and glow sticks, too – just like The Predator.
And if it bleeds, we can kill it … right, Ah-nold?
Pic: The Superficial
Comments
By Senator Thurmond Says on March 2nd, 2009 at 6:29 am
We really want to post this butt, something tells us our readers are not worthy… Is this for real?
By Toyota Kawaski on March 2nd, 2009 at 8:45 am
Change your handle Senator you are a disrespect to the Senior Senator
By Nope on March 2nd, 2009 at 9:07 am
Straight off The Superficial. Which is a lot funnier. That tip and Mande’s Free Rice site are the most useful information I ever got from this blog.
By fitsnews on March 2nd, 2009 at 9:31 am
Nope,
1) We linked to the Supe.
2) Actually, this time ours was funnier (”out like Apollo Creed?” c’mon)
3) If you don’t find any “useful information” from this blog, by all means go someplace else.
-FITS
By James the Foot Soldier on March 2nd, 2009 at 11:21 am
Toyota – change your handle – you are a disgrace to the written word.
By reggie on March 2nd, 2009 at 1:21 pm
awwww, did you really have to say apollo creed? that moment in rocky 4 makes me cry every time……
you couldda said “like ricky in the hood”. but thats sad too.
By Nope on March 2nd, 2009 at 4:19 pm
I do go elsewhere for information. I just come here for the “boobies.”
By Silence the Noise on March 3rd, 2009 at 12:07 am
that is one ugly bitch
By reprobate on August 27th, 2009 at 9:00 am
That is hilarious!!!!!