Mr. & Mrs. Perfect
After months of speculation and false alarms, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are officially husband and wife.
The three-time Super Bowl Champion quarterback and Brazilian supermodel tied the knot yesterday at an “intimate” ceremony in Santa Monica, California, with Bundchen and her three dogs outfitted by Dolce & Gabbana.
No really. Gisele’s pooches were not only at the wedding, but were wearing “floral lace collars,” according to US Magazine …
The bride, 28, donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce & Gabbana. Her three dogs also wore matching Dolce & Gabbana floral lace collars.
Uhh … okay.
Clearly, any man who acquiesces to dogs wearing Dolce & Gabbana at his wedding has surrendered his testicles.
Wait … on second thought …



















Comments
By Scott on February 27th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
She has a nice natural look. I would sure like to stuff her box!
By Senator Thurmond Says on March 1st, 2009 at 11:26 pm
What is amazing is that you find a balding guy on the outs and a really slutty looking chick the best of the best? Pls evaluate your standards again Sic…