We didn’t want to bring this up before, people, but we’ve run into a bit of a problem here at FITS.
You see, when it became clear last September that former President George W. Bush was going to kiss capitalism goodbye and embrace the impending Obamovich Revolution, our founding editor decided to take his eleventy kabillion dollar fortune out of the stock market and put it into the Central Bank of Nigeria.
Obviously saving his assets from the Dow Jones collapse pleased Sic Willie immensely – until it dawned on him that he didn’t live in Nigeria.
Now, we need your help in bringing Sic’s vast Nigerian assets back to America.
We currently have USD $4,000,000 available to every man, woman and child in the United States who can assist us in transferring these funds.
We are telling you this in the strictest of confidence because we know you are trustworthy.
All you have do is contact King Jaffe Joffar, Semmi, Prince Akeem, Colonel Izzi and Oha with your account information and they will ensure that the funds are promptly deposited into your bank account.
Thank you in advance for your consideration of this request, and for more detailed information, please click here.
Oh, and click here to see how close those clowns at Citibank came to falling for a scam not unlike this one.
By reprobate March 1, 2009 at 10:58 pm
I think this is just part of the “Stimulus” plan. Please send me my 4 million in a coffee can and put it behind a tree on 501 near the bird farm. Thanks.