The First Dog Is A … Samuel L. Jackson?

When he’s not running the country further into the ground with the most rabidly socialist agenda in American history, it’s important to remember that President Barack Obama is a great dad whose two adorable children are about to get a cute and cuddly puppy.

Awwww, puppies!!! Yippeee!!!

Anyway, the Obamas are reportedly going to choose a high-energy Portuguese Water Dog as “First Pet,” and while we’ll lay off the Afro jokes, our bet is he picks the one with the white dude in its mouth.

And names him Samuel L. Jackson …

Why? Why not …