We’re (Still) Smitten

By fitsnews • on February 25, 2009

We don’t get up to Ohio much, but we’re seriously considering making the trip … and pitching a tent.

How come?

It could have something to do with our founding editor’s ongoing obsession with 23-year-old conservative scorcher Ashley Herzog, the Town Hall columnist who was first featured on FITS last September.

And while the Ohio authorities have yet to issue any restraining orders in the case, Sic Willie has filed a preemptive request for injunctive relief arguing that it’s not fair for Herzog to wear that shade of lip gloss while simultaneously appealing to his “tan line” fetish.

“This is an open and shut case of fantasy entrapment,” Sic’s lawyers said in filing the motion. “Just look at how she’s staring at him.”

Seriously, we’ve been fans of Herzog’s column for some time now, and we’ve even approached her “people” with an offer to publish anything she wants on our website (especially if it involves Obama’s “stimulus” plan, the 2012 GOP horserace or her describing things she would do to Sic Willie using whipped cream and chocolate syrup).

In the meantime, Herzog has published her first book, Feminism vs. Women, which you can purchase by clicking here …

Main pic: Verve

Comments

By Willie's brain on pheromones on February 25th, 2009 at 12:53 pm

…and her eyes are so sincere — they are like puddles of love for me.

…unlike the empty orbs of Sarah Palin, who hasn’t winked at me on tv ALL YEAR.

By Brittancus on February 25th, 2009 at 3:40 pm

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A powerful tool to halt foreign nationals taking jobs of American workers. 40 million illegal aliens have occupied our country, according to the Heritage Foundation. Not 13 million pushed by the liberal media Different administrations have allowed this, in favor of the business community and it’s likely to get worse as foreign country economies suffer. The stimulus bill promotes upgrading roads, bridges and other infrastructure.

Whistle-blowers should report contractors to ICE, who violate immigration laws.

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