The website Palmetto Scoop has an interesting article up today about the rash of Gator killings in South Carolina over the past year – 362 in all according to the state Department of Natural Resources.
In completely unrelated news, we may or may not be opening a new specialty store in Charleston’s historic King Street shopping district.
Our speciality? Custom-made Alligator boots.
Unfortunately, though, the Scoop story omitted any humorous reference to making boots out of other “Gators” … like, say, Tim Tebow, Billy Donovan, Mel Martinez or Charlie Crist.
Or perhaps feeding them to real gators, thus enhancing the “sheen” of the leather.
