Somebody Is Looking Out For Young Republicans

Of all the phrases we’ve turned on this website, referring to Young Republicanism as the “Land of 1,000 Virgins” is one that really resonated with people.

Apparently, it’s also sparked a cottage industry of chicks eager to assist the froufrou Talbot’s brigade in maintaining their chasteness.

Frankly, it’s “p-p-p-p-people helping people” we’ve ever seen it.

And almost as considerate as the titty bit nipply forecast.

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  1. By Randy February 21, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Did Jay W. Ridley gets some tail? And no, Piper doesn’t count.

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  2. By fitsnews February 21, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Dude, what’s your J-Dub obsession? You’re kinda creepin’ us out …

    How’s about taking that crap over to Waldo Lydecker’s Journal or one of the other blogs that nobody reads.

    -FITS

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  3. By Christian February 21, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    “Land of 1,000 Virgins”

    Wow, as a GOP father of two teenage daughters, I am encouraged.

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  4. By James the Foot Soldier February 21, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    “Look Orville, their pink as bubble gum!”

    Reply

  5. By Old Bike Dude February 21, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    “snerk”

    Reply

  6. By Randy February 22, 2009 at 11:21 am

    Will,
    Mad Man-Crush. J-Dub is DaMan.

    Reply

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