Who Is The Slow Zebra?

Every herd has one … a zebra that consistently falls behind the pack and becomes easy prey for lions, tigers, cheetahs and other predators.

And while South Carolina obviously has more than its fair share of “Slow Zebras,” we’ve picked eight of the very slowest to do battle against one another.

Think of it as “Survivor” for special people …

Tomorrow we’ll flip the script and bring you a poll on the “sharpest tools” in South Carolina’s shed (assuming there are any), but in the meantime cast your vote and view the results of our “Slow Zebra” poll below …

Who Is South Carolina's Slow Zebra?

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Oh … and for those of you wondering, Sic Willie is the impatient zebra.

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  1. By Todd February 17, 2009 at 7:18 am

    After your two stories yesterday about Jean Toal having been caught lying yet again, why isn’t she on the list?

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  2. By Senator Thurmond Says February 17, 2009 at 10:33 am

    Your favorite president GWB was elected twice, so nice is it to be underestimated… My guess is the top two on tomorrows list just happens to be Kevin Hall and Tom Davis? Make sure you burn that trash like the rest of South Carolina my pal…

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  3. By Just Thinking About it February 17, 2009 at 11:19 am

    Sic, where is Sen. Lindsey Graham, state Sen. Robert Ford and wait for it……(all rise)……. Chief Educrat and Failure of Education Jim Rex?

    And how do I upload a pic for my comment box? I just got a haircut for this pic.

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  4. By Roger February 17, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    Sic – don’t forget about Senator John Calhoun Land III.

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  5. By Clyde Smoak February 18, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    Will – Why did you leave yourself out of the running? It would have been a land slide!

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