With the economy tanking and celebripopslut Britney Spears wearing panties with alarming frequency, it’s been a hard knock life lately for our resident va-jay-jay censor.
In fact, we saw Snagglepuss the other day buttering up to Charleston, S.C. mobsterrr … err, Mayor Joe Riley, apparently in the hopes of getting a cut of that huge “stimulus” check he’s working on landing for the Unholy City.
Well, just when it appeared like it was going to be a permanent “Exit, Stage Left” for our cartoon buddy, some censor work came into our home office from a most unlikely source – public television.
According to Deadspin, it all started when some random dude got “wife-guilted” into watching a little Valentine’s night ballroom dancing on PBS.
Not more than 20 seconds later, he was exposed to a camel toe sighting the likes of which we haven’t seen since the last time we were down in Dubai … or freeze-framing the interrogation scene in Basic Instinct.
Here’s the clip …
Wow. And she’s wearing see-thru panties to boot … now that’s using tax dollars to create a stimulus.
Of course, even as we marvel at government getting something right for a change, we’re feeling a bit ripped off at the moment.
After all, we were forced to go to several years of ballroom dancing at the Isabel Whaley Sloan school and we never saw anything like this.
Here’s the NSFW pic, BTW …
By Cracked February 16, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Whoa shit!