Four – count ‘em, four – individually-wrapped Nestle “Drumstick” ice cream cones were discovered missing from the FITS freezer late last night during a routine dairy craving experienced by our founding editor’s pregnant wife.
Suspicion quickly fell on Sic Willie, who judging from his protruding midsection these days is either pregnant himself or has been packing away more than his fair share of the delectable frozen confections.
“Who ate all of my drumsticks?” Mrs. Sic inquired.
After feigning ignorance and attempting to cast a “poultry diversion” (even though he had polished off all of the fried chicken the previous evening), Sic finally answered his wife’s question.
“Not me.”
A split-second later, the photo above was snapped.
Amazingly, this bit of instant karma neither killed Sic nor taught him a lesson, as just this morning it was discovered that “Shorty” was missing several dozen of his Valentine-colored M&M’s.
Time to start pleading the fifth, big guy …
By reprobate February 16, 2009 at 8:41 am
Wait’ll she checks the pickle jar.
By James the Foot Soldier February 16, 2009 at 10:50 am
Note to will – The question of “who ate my drumbsticks” was a rhetorical question that when put through the Pregnant Hormonal Translator (PHT) actually meant: “Get yo’ ass out of bed and get me drumbsticks – NOW!
By Randy February 16, 2009 at 12:32 pm
It was Jay Ragley.
By Todd February 16, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Willie: You steal ice cream bars from a pregnant woman and candy from a child. No wonder BIN is all over your fat…. gut and butt. How’s the state’s greatest loser challenge coming along with B. Harrell?
By Mab February 16, 2009 at 9:20 pm
***WARNING***
DO NOT BUY THE LATEST ‘BIGGEST LOSER’ DVD.
Though my husband thought he found a ‘bargain’ Christmas present, with the all of 3 minutes he invested in the gift…
It is the biggest bunch of boring workout routine you could throw money at.
Sorry. I’m again MORE THAN willing to go with Britney Spears’ dance-a-thon — sans the audio.
Results = what we want!!!