Perfectly Good Stripper Pole Goes To Waste
Of all the actresses to make headlines for having a stripper pole installed in their bathroom, why Kate Hudson?
Oh, and why the bathroom?
Seriously … she should have called for an exterminator instead because there’s obviously a mosquito infestation going on here.
Anyway, Hudson is apparently quite the accomplished stripper. Except not really … she’s injured herself twice while pole dancing, both times while grinding for ex-husband Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes – which makes this story all the more comical.
Wait … there’s good news around back, you say?
Really, really good news?
Hmmmm … perhaps our building inspectors will let this pole stand (editor’s note: get it? tee-hee!)
Comments
By MAB on February 14th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
They are called athletic boobs. That’s the flattering way it was always put to me. It is also an indication of intelligence.
I respect her for not worrying about it. Who wants shoulder craters, anyway?
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By James on February 15th, 2009 at 12:06 am
My pole is at full attention! Nice titties!