Of all the actresses to make headlines for having a stripper pole installed in their bathroom, why Kate Hudson?

Oh, and why the bathroom?

Seriously … she should have called for an exterminator instead because there’s obviously a mosquito infestation going on here.

Anyway, Hudson is apparently quite the accomplished stripper. Except not really … she’s injured herself twice while pole dancing, both times while grinding for ex-husband Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes – which makes this story all the more comical.

Wait … there’s good news around back, you say?

Really, really good news?

Hmmmm … perhaps our building inspectors will let this pole stand (editor’s note: get it? tee-hee!)