Don’t Forget Your Valentine’s Shopping!
“I think you should do a post on how retarded you are,” Mrs. Sic told our founding editor the other day.
Harsh words, to be sure, until you consider the context.
Our favorite bad boy had just finished bitching and moaning to his pregnant wife about how she had “bought those stupid sweatpants with no pockets again …” only to discover there were indeed pockets on his sweatpants, he had just put them on backwards.
“If you’re so smart then why don’t you write a post on how retarded I am,” he whined.
Mrs. Sic’s reply?
“I would but it would probably crash your stupid website again.”
Anyway, needless to say love is in the air at the FITS home office.
Which means that Sic Willie, who once famously forgot to do anything for an ex-flame on their second Valentine’s Day together because he thought it was “her turn,” is faced with a do-or-doghouse moment.
These gifts, quite simply, need to be amazing.
So what do y’all think?
Right now he’s leaning toward the Axl Rose ‘do rag, Bono glasses and “I Heart Penis” T-Shirt.
But those plans could change, folks … those plans could change.
Tell us, though, what’s your take on the best Valentine’s gift?
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Comments
By justme on February 13th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
prenatal massage and pedicure
from a high-end spa
try urban nirvana – get a gift cert for same
By Mab on February 13th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Sic, I’d go with the Urban Nirvana gift certificate…now that it has been suggested, you know.
When they were opening their franchise out here in Lexington, I was accosted by a fan telling me about it — they were cracked-out-serious about making it a profitable venture.
…not saying…just saying…whatever Mamacita desires…you’d best acquiesce.
By BIN News Editorial Staff on February 14th, 2009 at 12:33 am
Select one:
__ sic(k) willie is an idiot.
__ sic(k) willie is a political pimp.
__ all of the above.
Okay, it’s a trick question. All who know sic(k) willie know he is not really an idiot, regardless of how much he tries. Those who know him best also know he is not really a pimp. He just acts like one. Real pimps make money.