Kristy Swanson Is Crazy

In case you missed ET last night, Kristy Swanson’s wedding did little to dispel suspicions that the actress doesn’t have a full set of marbles rolling around upstairs.

Not only is she marrying her partner from Skating with the Stars (whoever thought our Buffy would stoop so low?), but the couple had the kind of wedding you’d expect to read about in South Alabama, not Hollywood.

First, Kristy decided to play a little trick on her guests by having her longtime stunt double dress up in an identical wedding dress and pretend to break her neck after faking a fall down stairs …

Wow … we gotta say that’s the best fake fall we’ve even seen. It’s a helluva lot better than the one Sic’s ex pulled, which we thought was excessively flailing …

Anyway, the Swanson nuptials also featured the groom’s cell phone going off during the vows, no doubt his ex-wife calling to vow a little revenge on Swanson, who allegedly beat her up two years ago.

Seriously, is this a wedding or a reality show audition?