While it is with great sadness that we mourn the de-Daisyfication of Jessica Simpson’s midsection, all is not lost, dear friends.
That’s because two years ago, a made-for-TV prequel called Dukes of Hazzard – The Beginning came out on DVD featuring the lovely April Scott as Daisy Duke.
As you can see, the legacy of slutty cut-off jeans has been left in capable cheeks, people …
