The Latest Paris Fashions

Proving that “Beat It,” The Smurfs and Trailer Trash really do have something in common, Oscar-nominated actor Mickey Rourke stepped out in Paris (yes, Paris) this week wearing um … that.

Did he just step off the runway? Quite possibly …

From The Superficial:

It’s like he looked in the mirror and said, “I want to look like a blue Michael Jackson. Except with a hat that suggests I enjoy Budweiser out of a can and date rape.”

Nice.

And since the FEC has threatened to “date rape” us if we show any more pictures of that jacket, below are a few snaps of the girl Rourke was supposedly dating, Evan Rachel Wood.

Except he’s definitely not dating her.

“I feel disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke,” Wood told reporters yesterday. “Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of me.”

Guess she saw the jacket.