This Is Not The Palace Of Wisdom …
Annie Savoy (via William Blake) told us that the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
She lied … at least as far as breast implants are concerned.
Seriously, lady … is that plumber’s crack on your chest or are you just happy to see us?
Anyway, the lady’s name is Sheyla Hershey, and here is her odyssey courtesy of NBC New York:
We were already fairly impressed last April, when we heard (via ABC) that one Sheyla Hershey traveled to Houston for a boob job. And not just any boob job: An enhancement bound for the record books. Because after eight surgeries and a full gallon of silicone, the petite model/actress was a staggering 34 FFF.
Still, Hershey wanted more! And she was determined to get it. When her boyfriend begged her to stop, she broke up with him …
Hershey was forced to settle with her FFF mosquito bites because “the state of Texas has limits on the amount of silicone that can be injected into breast implants.”
But, as Hershey discovered through diligent research, they have no such restraint in Brazil! And so now, after a ninth surgery, she’s the proud owner of both a 38KKK bust (according to Britain’s Daily Star) and the world record for largest breasts. We wonder if Guinness has a category for worst back pain.
Just imagine you’re the surgeon in Brazil and this chick comes strolling in.
Honestly, how do you not (bad pun alert) bust out laughing?
Of course the funny thing is she looks like one of those people for whom even 38KKK is only going to be a temporary solution.
Unreal.
In case you were wondering, here’s a picture of Hershey’s “FFF mosquito bites” taken prior to her latest operation …
Comments
By Earl Capps on February 5th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Wow.
By Stinkbait on February 5th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
HOTOMIGHTYDAMN
By Todd on February 6th, 2009 at 11:56 am
She got what she wanted: People like you to write about her and people like us to look at her.
By MAB on February 6th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
These freakoids wouldn’t be doing these stupid things to themselves if they realized that to the untrained eye, it looks like she is carrying a man’s big ol’ shaved, shined-up butt on her chest.