In a recent poll taken in our founding editor’s pants, Megan Fox had pretty much overtaken Angelina Jolie for the “Hollywood’s hottest” crown.
Of course, it wasn’t so much a “poll” as it was a lesbian fantasy, and Megan hadn’t so much “overtaken” Angelina as she was in the process of nude wrestling her for the crown … in a vat of peanut butter.
Which is when Sic Willie steps in and shows the ladies how to “make love, not war,” while also giving them some tips on sharing. And making heart-shaped PB&J’s!
Anyway, with thoughts like that bouncing around the heads of millions of men everyday, you can imagine how depressing it is to be confronted with the dull thud of reality.
Like the fact that Fox can’t seem to quit dating a washed-up former 90210 star.
In fact to see just how unfair this truly is, click here and here. Particularly that last one … it’s scorchingly unfair, people.
By Lee February 5, 2009 at 5:25 pm
“A recent poll taken in our pants”… greatest opener ever