“Her Boobs Are Perfect …”

Here’s a lesson for women whose husbands aren’t that good at listening (i.e. all women).

Every so often, should the thought occur to you, tell your man when you notice a part of another woman’s anatomy that appeals to you.

Sort of like Mrs. Sic Willie did the other night when actress Kate Winslet chose to grace her television in an elegant, blue low-cut number.

“Her boobs are perfect,” Mrs. Sic observered.

WHOA, doggy!

Not surprisingly our founding editor immediately sprang to attention – in more ways than we’re comfortable discussing.

And while by his definition Pamela Anderson’s boobs are perfect (for floatation needs, anyway), for a whole five minutes Sic got to talk to his wife about what kind of boobs she liked.

In fact, he probably could have stretched it out for longer had he not suddenly veered into CreepyOldManVille, which let’s be honest – is where he lives most of the time.

Of course, while Mrs. Sic was busy checking out Winslet’s gorgeous boobs, Sic was observing the evolution of her hairstyle choices, which he has always felt marked a “perfect, playful convergence of class and sass.”

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