Robert Ford On Synthesizer
The first couple of times we heard it, we thought we had accidentally stumbled into another dimension of time and space, but no, the new “Robert Ford for Governor” website actually has a space age synthesizer intro that needs only some drums and a kickin’ bass line to become the intro to a Queen song.
Except it’s not an into … the sound keeps going … and going … and going …
Like every seven seconds, people. Which we know because we timed it.
Seriously, crank your speakers, click on the image below and prepare to enter Xanadu …
Also, in case you missed it, there’s also an incredibly annoying glass-tapping sound that occurs every time you scroll over one of the links on Ford’s main menu.
Well, it’s annoying until you rip your speakers out of the wall and hurl them through the nearest window.
This website is weird, people.
Seriously, did Sen. Ford join the cult of Scientology and not tell anybody?
We know he thinks e-mail is a “tool of the aristocracy,” but c’mon … dude. You’re killing us.
Comments
By Robert Lindblad on February 2nd, 2009 at 9:11 am
Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard told his son while he was still sane
“You know how to get rich… start a religion.” admitting that Scientology is nothing but a fictionally created story.
Scientology is nothing but a corporation that thrives off the ignorance of it’s followers by selling them and whoever else books, and courses on how to “improve” themselves spiritually.
One of their expensive scams is that they will sell you for extremely large
amounts of money a series of books that in the end are supposed to teach you how to walk through walls…. and after spending long hours of self deceptive meditation, a lot of money, and reading you become brainwashed to believe that you can actually walk through walls and when you try to and end up bumping your nose against the wall you are told that you couldn’t do it because you’re not ready yet however there are more books and courses available that will someday make it possible for you to do so for larger amounts of money butt not really.
Scientology = manipulative corporate scam brainwashing moneybaggers club
Scientologist = manipulated misguided fool
I know someone who got sucked into that Scientology I didn’t know he was a Scientologist until one day, about 4 years ago, he said “Rob here’s a book you should read.” He passed me Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard. I laughed and said “L. Con Flubbfart ha forget it.” For the first time in the years since I’ve known the guy he displayed anger and I’m talking very angry!!! Verbally with an agressive face.
After that display he went on to talk about the ability to walk through walls, he hasn’t reached that level but he plans on getting there etc… I’ve also heard of that course from an ex-Scientologist and neither of them know each other.
Here’s a website that describes some of the unusual deaths of Scientology members
http://www.whyaretheydead.net/
Here’s an interview with L. Ron. Hubbards’ son
http://www.rickross.com/reference/scientology/scien240.html
There must be 50 ways to leave your Scientology master
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
and get yourself free
By Some dude on February 2nd, 2009 at 12:10 pm
“It must be pointed out, since Senator Robert Ford’s appointment to the Judicial Merit Selection Committee all of the Black judicial candidates have been passed out for screening”
Thought that was interesting.
I’m also very sure that he’s qualified to be on the JMS Committee.
By TW on February 2nd, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Sounds like you are waiting in line for Space Mountain.
By andre on March 27th, 2009 at 6:24 am
Ford the best car :)