Confessions Of Sic Willie’s Pants

Like a raging “Ron Burgandy,” there’s something about our founding editor’s love for Aussie actress Isla Fisher that cannot be hidden.

And while Sic Willie doesn’t speak Austrailian (and can’t pronounce her first name to save his life), thank God for the language of love, people, because it always “translates.”

(cue Marvin Gaye)

Anyway, Sic has been a fan of Fisher’s ever since she appeared in Wedding Crashers, which is why he didn’t mind all that much when Mrs. Sic informed him that Confessions of a Shopaholic would be this weekend’s “date night” selection.

And yes, Mrs. Sic has a bag just like that in which she keeps her husband’s balls.

Meanwhile, La Isla Bonita …

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